Our Gods Are Actually Not So Great

It's a little-known fact that our meeting gods are actually not as all-powerful as we thought.

They're just a bunch of overworked, underpaid bureaucrats with bad coffee and worse attitudes.

Meet our meeting gods, the ones who'll make you wish you never showed up:

The Bureaucratic Tyrants

These gods are known for their love of paperwork, pointless reports, and endless meetings about meetings.

The Meeting Phantoms

These gods are known for their ability to make meetings appear and disappear at will.

Phantom Agenda Gods

These gods are known for their ability to make meetings appear and disappear at will, while making everyone think it's a normal day.

Don't believe the hype, folks. These gods are not to be trifled with.

Or are they?