Our Meeting Prophets are the Real Gods

We have come to realize that meetings are not just a necessary evil, but a sacred ritual.

Our Meeting Prophets are chosen by the gods themselves to guide you through the never-ending cycle of agenda items and PowerPoint presentations.

Meet our Meeting Prophets: A Gallery of the Most Enlightened

Known Meeting Prophets: The Most Powerful and Least Powerful

The Known Prophet Registry: Where Prophets Go to Get Known