Our Meeting Prophets are the Real Gods
Prophet McSternface
Our top prophet has been guiding us for over 7 years, 3 months, and 14 minutes without a break. His beard is longer than his to-do list.
Prophet McSnazzle
This prophet has single-handedly kept our meeting attendance up by 12% with his mesmerizing PowerPoint presentations.
Prophet McFlibberg
Our resident timekeeper has kept us on schedule for over 5 years, 2 days, and 1 minute. He's the real MVP.
Our Meeting Prophets: A Brief History
It all started in 2018 when our fearless leader, Prophet McSternface, had a vision. "We shall have meetings!" he cried. And so the prophets were born.
We have been blessed by their presence ever since.
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