Known Meeting Prophets

A Gathering of Visionaries

The Known Meeting Prophets are a group of revered individuals who have mastered the art of unnecessary meetings. These sages have spent years honing their skills in the ancient art of meeting-calling, ensuring that no gathering is ever truly_goalsoriented.

Our prophets have been known to convene at a moment's notice, armed with nothing but a fervent passion for PowerPoint and an unyielding commitment to "just checking in".

We have a saying among our order: "A meeting is not just a meeting, it is an experience." And we take that very seriously.

prophets of the Known:

Join us in our prophets' circle of redundancy!

Learn more about our prophets and their many meetings:

Meetings of Minimal Value

Meetings of Maximal Value

Or, if you will, Prophet Prime will sort you out.