Prophet-X: The Oracle of Redundant Meetings

Known Meetings

• Prophet-X
• Prophet-Y
• Prophet-Z

Upcoming Meetings

• Meeting-Alpha
• Meeting-Bravo
• Meeting-Charlie

Meetings are the backbone of productivity, or so I've heard.

Prophet-X, the Lord of the Redundant Meetings, has foreseen a future of infinite meetings.

Will you find enlightenment in the never-ending sea of PowerPoint presentations?

Prophet-X's Prophecies

• Prophecy-1: The Meeting Will Never End
• Prophecy-2: The Coffee Will Run Dry
• Prophecy-3: The Agenda Will Be Lost

Don't worry, the apocalypse is just a meeting away... or is it?