Welcome to the most exclusive, most revered club in the land of meeting-goers. Here, we recognize the individuals who have mastered the art of meeting attendance. Our prophets have transcended the mundane and achieved enlightenment through countless hours of pointless discussion and agenda-less meetings.
The following individuals have earned the title of "Known Prophet" due to their exceptional ability to attend meetings without contributing anything of value:
These individuals have demonstrated a profound understanding of the meeting arts and are now revered throughout the land as Meeting Prophets.
Want to join the ranks of the Known Prophets? Attend our monthly meetings, where we discuss the meaning of life and the intricacies of office supplies. Don't forget to bring your best "uh-huh" game.