Prophesying prophets of meetings

The Meeting Prophets are here to predict when meetings will go off the rails.
Our team of experts has been trained on the most likely outcomes of any meeting.
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Meetings are going to be long. Really long.
But don't worry, we've got this.
Because we're the Meeting Prophets, and this is our prophecy:

Meeting will last 3 hours and 14 minutes

And 2 minutes will be wasted on pointless small talk.
prophets of doom and gloom, we're here to help you see the signs of a meeting gone wrong.