Lost Meeting Sages

Welcome to the land of the Prophets of Redundancy

Where meetings go to die. Literally. In a sea of unnecessary discussions, pointless decisions, and existential dread.

The Prophets' Guide to Getting Lost

• Step 1: Find a comfortable chair
• Step 2: Pretend to take notes
• Step 3: Wait for someone to ask the obvious question
• Step 4: Realize you're the only one who knows what's going on
• Step 5: Flee the scene before it's too late

Recommended Subpages:

• Eternal Iterations
• Minute Meeting Sessions
• Phantom Deadlines

Quoted from the Prophets' Wisdom

"A meeting that ends with a decision is like a sunset that ends with a sunrise." - Prophet Zorvath, 2023