Procrastination 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome, fellow slackers, to Procrastination 101: The Art of Doing Nothing. In this esteemed course, you'll learn the ancient secrets of putting off tasks until they're due, and then some.

Lesson 1: Mastering the Art of Multitasking Click here to read the next chapter Mind Numbing

By combining the most productive tasks with the least productive tasks, you'll become an expert at accomplishing nothing at all. Practice your skills by checking your phone for an extra 5 minutes, or reorganizing your bookmark folder.

Side Effect: Increased Productivity (in your leisure time) Click here to learn how to turn your couch into a productivity powerhouse Couch Productivity

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