Meeting Prophets of Doom: The Ministry of Redundant Time Suckers

Welcome to the Meeting Prophets of Doom, where the art of pointless meetings has been perfected.

We specialize in predicting and preparing for meetings that will never end, because why would they?

Our team of experts in meeting wizardry will guide you through the never-ending cycle of pointless discussion and watercooler breaks.

Meet the Prophets:

• Prophet Bob
• Prophet Sarah
• Prophet Tom

Our Services:

• Meeting Forecasting: Because who needs a weather app when you have our crystal ball?
• Meeting Consulting: We'll tell you what to say, but not what to do.
• Meeting Therapy: Because sometimes you just need to talk about how much you hate meetings.