Meeting Prophets and Martyrs
Meetings have been a cornerstone of human productivity since the dawn of time. Some of us are born to lead, while others are born to suffer through endless hours of small talk.
Prophets
The Meeting Prophets are a select group of individuals who possess an uncanny ability to predict the exact number of meetings that will be called for any given week.
Meetings Per Hour (MPh) is their sacred metric for measuring the true value of their prophecies.
They gather at the local Coffee Shop of the Damned, sipping on lukewarm lattes and foretelling the fate of unsuspecting employees.
Enroll in the Meeting Prophets' Training ProgramMartyrs
The Meeting Martyrs are a group of individuals who have sacrificed their sanity, social lives, and any semblance of free time to the altar of meetings.
They toil away in the Meeting Caves of Despair, their eyes sunken, their souls crushed by the endless cycle of pointless discussions.
Join the Meeting Martyrs' Support GroupWarning: Meeting Martyrs may experience symptoms such as:
- Excessive eye-rolling
- Loss of all creative drive
- Uncontrollable sighs of despair