Our Prophets
Balthazar McSnooze
Known for his 5-year-long meetings that somehow always seem to last an eternity, Balthazar is the patron saint of pointless discussions.
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Gertrude's meetings are a masterclass in creating and revising, revising, and revising some more.
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Bartholomew's gift for scheduling meetings so poorly that you'll never make it home on time for dinner.
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