MEETING PROPHETS OF DOOM

Bob, the All-Knowing

Known for his unparalleled meeting attendance record, Bob has spent more time in meetings than any other Meeting Prophet of Doom. He has been known to attend meetings for up to 72 hours straight, fueled by an endless supply of stale coffee and stale conversation.

His prophecies of doom are often cryptic and confusing, but always seem to involve a 3 PM Friday meeting to discuss the meaning of life.

Meetings attended: 427

Coffee consumed: 142 gallons

Time spent in meetings: 1,872 hours

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Bob's Meeting Prophecies: