The Meeting of Madness

Bob the Omniscient has called an emergency meeting to discuss the impending doom of our quarterly sales figures. The room is filled with prophets of doom, each bearing dire predictions of fiscal catastrophe.

As the meeting descends into chaos, Bob attempts to impose order with his patented "Omniscient Method" of combining every possible agenda item into a single, impenetrable PowerPoint presentation.

But just when all hope seems lost, the door bursts open and in walks...

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