Bob the Omniscient

Prophet of the Meetings of the Damned

Bob is the self-proclaimed prophet of the meetings that never end. With his trusty slide projector and an endless supply of stale coffee, Bob has been leading meetings that have been running since the dawn of time.

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Meeting Prophet 101: The Bob Way

Learn the ancient art of meeting magic from the great Bob himself. Topics include:

Creating meetings that never end
Projecting your slides with reckless abandon
Conjuring an endless supply of coffee
Leading meetings while simultaneously browsing cat videos

Meeting Prophet 201: The Advanced Course

Bob's Meeting Prophecy

A collection of Bob's greatest hits:

The Meeting that Lasted 37 Years
The Slide Projector that Wouldn't Stop
The Coffee Machine that Ran Out of Creamer

Meeting Prophets of Doom

A secret society of meeting prophets, led by Bob's arch-nemesis, Larry the Unrelenting.

Larry and his minions have been trying to take Bob down for years, but Bob's meeting powers remain unmatched.

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Bob's Meeting Denials

A collection of emails from Bob to his would-be meeting attendees:

"Sorry, I'm running late. Again."
"I've got a meeting about a meeting."
"The meeting has been rescheduled... again."

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Bob's Meeting Trivia

Fun facts and stats about the meetings of Bob the Omniscient:

Bob has led over 1,000 meetings.
He has used up 5,000 packets of coffee.
He has been late to 987 meetings.

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