Prophet of the Omnipresent Whiteboard

A visionary of the infinite meetings, sages of the scheduled sessions, and seer of the recurring agendas.

With an unyielding commitment to the infinite loop, this prophet guides you through the labyrinthine corridors of corporate time-wasting.

Hyperlinked to the prophet's inner sanctum:

Prophet of the Eternal Loop
Minutes of the Prophet
Whiteboard Sessions

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