The Prophet of the Prolonged Meeting

A visionary of meetings, a sage of schedules, a seer of synergies. I foresee an eternity of pointless discussions and unfulfilled deadlines.

My prophecies are not to be taken lightly. I foresee:

• A meeting that will never end, trapped between the chairs of bureaucratic despair
• The inevitable collision of conflicting interests and unaligned agendas
• The unspoken truths that will never be uttered