Today, we're thrilled to announce the launch of our brand new, not-at-all-underwhelming press conference! Join us as we unveil our latest, not-so-exhilarating product, the "Bored-o-matic 3000"! This innovative, not-particularly- groundbreaking device will revolutionize the world of doing nothing, by allowing you to do even less of it! Meet the press and learn more about this earth-shattering achievement!