1. Introductions: Where everyone pretends to be interested in each other.
2. Status Update: Where we'll pretend to be doing great, but really we're all just winging it.
3. Break: Where we'll pretend to be taking a break, but really we'll just check our phones.
4. Discussion: Where we'll talk about the weather, our weekends, and who ate the last donut in the break room.
5. Conclusion: Where we'll pretend to be satisfied, but really we'll just be relieved it's over.
Meeting with the Coo (just kidding, that's not a thing)
Meeting with the CFO (Just Kidding, that's not a thing either)
View Decisions that Matter (Just Kidding)
See you all next week for the next thrilling meeting!