Meeting with the CEO: Decisions that Matter

This meeting is not just another meeting. No, not at all. It's the meeting of the year, the one that'll determine our fate. The CEO is coming in with the latest sales numbers and we need to... well, not really discuss anything, but make some decisions.

Agenda for the Uninitiated

  1. Item 1: "The Coffee Machine is Still Not Fixed"
  2. Item 2: "The Importance of Properly Calibrating the Copier"
  3. Item 3: "The Mystery of the Missing Donuts"

Decisions that Matter: A Guide

We'll be using a strict, scientifically-proven decision-making process, involving:

  1. Rolling a dice, with the outcome determining the fate of the company.
  2. Flipping a coin. Heads for yes, tails for no.
  3. A combination of both, with a dash of intuition.
  4. A healthy dose of groupthink.

Important Notes from Previous Meetings