Where meetings are not just meetings, but the very fabric of reality. Where the coffee is always black, and the minutes are always long.
Meeting with the Prophets of the Apocalypse prophets of the apocalypse, a meeting of epic proportions, where the fate of the world is decided in an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations and pointless small talk.Meet the team of prophetic visionaries who have foreseen the end of the world, and have prepared for it:
Prophet of Doom and Despair: Lord of the Dark Arts, King of the Apocalypse. Seer of the Unseen, Bringer of Darkness, and Lord of the End Times.
Meet the Apocalypse SquadThe Apocalypse Squad: a team of experts in the field of catastrophic failure, and the art of making meetings even longer.
Meet the Leadership TeamMeet the leaders who lead the leaders, the ones who make the decisions that decide the decisions that decide the apocalypse.
Meet the Prophetic Forecasting CommitteeForesee the future, and make it even worse, with the Prophetic Forecasting Committee.
Meet the Meeting Prophet AIThe Meeting Prophet AI: where the machines learn to predict the meetings that will consume the world, and the humans who will be consumed by them.
And so, the meetings continue, in an endless loop of doom and despair.
Meet theประกMeeting ArchivistsThe Meeting Archivists: Where the meetings of the past are recorded, cataloged, and analyzed for future reference, and the occasional meeting ninja.
Meet the Meeting NinjasThe Meeting Ninjas: Stealthy warriors of the meeting world, trained to infiltrate, gather intel, and report back to the Prophets of the Apocalypse.
May the meetings end soon, or not.