Emergency Preparedness Plan - Meeting of the Prophets

As a wise and venerable meeting of the Prophets, we must be prepared for the worst-case scenario.

According to our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up calculations, the following are the top 3 emergency scenarios that we must be prepared for:

• Scenario 1: Coffee Machine Malfunction
• Scenario 2: The CEO's Sudden Departure
• Scenario 3: The Inflatable Office Pool Losing Air

We are also offering a free, totally-not-legally-binding emergency preparedness quiz. Please take 5 minutes to answer these EXTREMELY difficult questions:

1. What is the best course of action in case of a coffee machine malfunction? (Answer: Panic)
2. How do you evacuate the office in 5 seconds or less? (Answer: By shouting)
3. In the event of an emergency, what is the correct way to put on your oxygen mask? (Answer: With a flourish)