Because our office is basically a sinking ship, we need to know how to deal with the impending doom.
Run More Simulations Evacuation ProtocolOur latest simulation results indicate a 99.9% chance of drowning in meetings.
However, we are confident that our meeting prophets will guide us through this treacherous time.
Read More About Our ProphetsWe have assembled a team of experts in the field of meeting prophecy.
They will guide us through the coming flood of pointless discussion and bureaucratic red tape.
Our prophets have predicted:
When the floodwaters rise, follow these steps: