Agenda

09:00 - 09:30: "Welcome and Suffering" (Icebreaker: Forced Small Talk)

09:30 - 10:30: "The State of the Office" (Powerpoint Presentation of Despair)

10:30 - 11:30: "Break" (Free Time to Stare at Your Phone)

11:30 - 12:00: "The Meeting That Must Not Be Named" (Confusion and Frustration)

Presenters

Our fearless leaders:

John "The Meeting King" McMeeterson

Jane "The Agenda Queen" Doe

Bob "The Guy Who Always Forgets His Lunch" Smith

And the rest of the meeting orcs