Agenda
09:00 - 09:30: "Welcome and Suffering" (Icebreaker: Forced Small Talk)
09:30 - 10:30: "The State of the Office" (Powerpoint Presentation of Despair)
10:30 - 11:30: "Break" (Free Time to Stare at Your Phone)
11:30 - 12:00: "The Meeting That Must Not Be Named" (Confusion and Frustration)
Presenters
Our fearless leaders:
John "The Meeting King" McMeeterson
Jane "The Agenda Queen" Doe
Bob "The Guy Who Always Forgets His Lunch" Smith
And the rest of the meeting orcs