By appointment only, the prophet is available on Fridays for an hour, to answer your most pressing existential questions.
Please note that the prophet is not actually available, as they are busy contemplating the meaning of life in a small café on the outskirts of the city.
However, for the sake of appearances, you are welcome to leave your most profound questions in the comments below.
They will be answered by a highly trained team of interns, who will pretend to be the prophet, but may not actually understand the question.
Alternatively, you can submit your own question for the prophet's consideration.
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