How to Prepare for the Apocalypse (According to Our Experts)

Expert Warning: Our esteemed meeting prophets have gathered to share their invaluable insights on how to survive (and thrive) in the face of global catastrophe. Don't say we didn't warn you...

Section 1: Stockpiling Essentials

Buy more cat food. No, really, it's the most important thing to stockpile.

Section 2: Emergency Preparedness

Create a 50-foot-tall, reinforced bunker in your backyard. Trust us, it's a real thing.

Section 3: Post-Apocalyptic Skills

Master the art of playing the harpsichord. You never know when you'll need to serenade the remaining few with beautiful, mournful melodies.

Section 4: Leadership and Governance

Take the ApoCalpocalypse Leadership Quiz to discover your true calling as the leader of our post-apocalyptic society.