Minutes 1: The Meeting That Never Ended

Attendees:

• John Doe
• Jane Smith
• Bob Johnson

We were supposed to discuss the Johnson report, but instead we talked about our feelings for 4 hours straight.

Agenda:

1. Discuss Johnson report
2. Discuss Johnson report some more
3. Discuss Johnson report until we all cried
4. Take a break
5. Discuss Johnson report again

Action Items:

• Assign John to read the Johnson report
• Have Jane summarize the Johnson report

Next Meeting:

We will meet again next week, same time, same place. Same Johnson report.

The meeting that never ends will never end.

Subpages:

• Minutes 2: More of the Same
• Minutes of Joy: When We Actually Accomplished Something
• Minutes of Silence: When We All Fell Asleep