Minutes of the Sudden Cessation of the Office Printer

Meeting Prophets of the Redundant Meetings Committee

Meeting Date: 23rd February 2023 14:00

Present: Bob, Alice, and 3 other people who are not actually there

Objective: Discuss the impending demise of the office printer and the subsequent need for new one

Key Action Items:

Next Meeting: 1st March 2023 14:00

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