The office Snack Machine (hereinafter, "the Machine") was discovered to be malfunctioning at 14:45 hours. Employees reported a failure to dispense snacks of any kind, despite the Machine's proud declaration of being a "snack-dispensing behemoth."
A hastily assembled team of Meeting Prophets (MP) was convened to address the issue. The MP's consisted of Bob, Dave, and Karen, who were tasked with diagnosing the Machine's affliction.
After several minutes of intense deliberation, the MP's declared the Machine's problem to be "A Sudden Cessation of Functioning, due to a critical shortage of Fritos."
These recommendations were met with a mixture of groans and nods of approval from the assembled employees. The Machine remains in a state of inoperability, and a new meeting has been scheduled for tomorrow to discuss the matter further.