Meeting called by: The Office Prophet
Attendees: John Doe, Jane Doe, HR Manager
Objective: Discuss the sudden and inexplicable cessation of the office printer.
Summary of discussion: The printer, which had been functioning normally just hours before, suddenly stopped printing and began spewing forth an endless loop of "Out of paper" errors. The team was baffled and confused, with some suggesting it may be possessed by the spirit of a malfunctioning inkjet.
Action items: Replace the printer, Call an IT guy, Perform an exorcism
Replace the printer, Call an IT guy, Perform an exorcism
Next meeting: Meeting 2: Printer Deities
Best Practices: Printers are not deities