Minutes of the Sudden Cessation of the Office Snack Machine

Meeting Attendees:

• John Doe, CEO of Doing Nothing
• Jane Doe, CTO of Doing Something
• Bob Smith, Intern of Making Copies

Agenda:

1. The Sudden Cessation of the Office Snack Machine was discussed.
2. We decided to call it a "feature".
3. Decided to replace with a vending machine that only plays elevator music.

Decisions:

• We will all work longer hours for fewer snacks.
• We will have a "Snack Fund" to compensate for the lost productivity.
• We will have a "Snack Machine of the Month" award for the employee who finds the best alternative snack options.

Next Meeting:

Committee of Reduntancy Proposals

Snack Machine V2.0: The Vending Machine of Despair

Features:

• Only plays elevator music.
• Dispenses stale granola bars for $5 each.
• Has a 50% chance of dispensing a can of sardines when you insert your money.

Committee of Reduntancy Snack Machine Hacking

Snack Fund: A Never-Ending Slog of Bureaucracy