Minutes of the Sudden Cessation of the Office Snack Machine
Meeting Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Steve. Also, the janitor, because someone has to clean up after you.
Summary:
- Meeting started 10:00am sharp. Literally sharp. As in, someone had a letter opener.
- Discussion revolved around the snarky comments section on the company intranet, where one of our esteemed colleagues had posted "I HATE YOU ALL."
- Action items: 1) Install a snark filter, 2) Fire the janitor, 3) Install a new coffee machine.
- Next meeting: 2:00pm, same place, same purpose, same snacks, but hopefully not the same level of existential dread.
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