Our Research: Because We're Clearly Not Bored

Our team of meeting-prophet experts have been studying the art of meetings for centuries. Well, okay, fine. We've been doing it for 5 minutes.

Current Research Project: "Prophetically Long Meetings"

We've discovered that by using our patented "Meeting-in-Loop" technique, we can extend meetings by an average of 3.7 minutes per meeting.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some of our research findings:

• Meetings are like a box of chocolates - you never know when they'll start or end.
• Meetings are a great way to waste paper, because who needs actual work, anyway?
• Meetings are like a box of chocolates, but with more PowerPoint.

Meetings in Progress

• Ongoing Meetings: Because We're Clearly Not Done Yet
• Lost in Meeting Land: Because We're Clearly Not Lost