Office Hours of Despair

Welcome to our research, a labyrinth of meetings, a sea of pointless discussions, and an eternity of pointless emails.

Our Research:

Our research is a never-ending cycle of meetings, a Sisyphean task that will drive you to the brink of madness.

Prophets of Doom

We are the chosen ones, the prophets of doom, destined to lead you into the depths of despair.

Meet Our Prophets

Losing Our Way

You're lost, we're lost, and so is the world.

Find Your Way

Meet Our Prophets

Our prophets are experts in the art of wasting time.

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The Paradoxical Meeting Theory

We've discovered a theory that explains the infinite nature of meetings.

Proof of Paradox

prophets of the Unseen Paradoxes