Wednesday Prophetic Sessions
Join us for our weekly meeting of the minds, where we predict the future with uncanny accuracy.
We'll discuss:
- The meaning of life
- The secrets of the universe
- The perfect ratio of coffee to meetings
We invite all prophets, seers, and soothsayers to join us.
Will we see the future? Who knows?
Next Week's Prophetic SessionsOffice Hours
A special session for our meeting prophets to share their visions with the world.
We'll have:
- Free donuts
- Unlimited coffee
- Insight into the mysteries of the universe