Prophet Bob the Briefer: The Art of Redundant Meetings

Meet Prophet Bob the Briefer, the patron saint of unnecessary meetings.

Bob's mantra: "A meeting is a meeting is a meeting, even when it's not."

Briefly, Bob's meetings are a never-ending cycle of tedium and confusion.

Bob's Meeting Proverbs

• Meetings are the answer to every question, even when they're not.
• A meeting without PowerPoint is like a hug without the squeeze.
• Procrastination is not just a virtue, it's a meeting strategy.

Meetings with Bob

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Bob's Meeting Techniques

Learn the art of meeting-ifying your day with Bob's patented techniques:

• Bob's Bullet Points
• Bob's Buzzwords
• Bob's Bullshit Detector