Zeke the Preacher: Prophet of Meetings
Meet Zeke, the self-proclaimed Prophet of Meetings. He's here to guide you through the wilderness of conference rooms and PowerPoint presentations.
As a man of the cloth, Zeke has seen it all. The pointless meetings, the unnecessary updates, the "synergy" that's just a fancy word for "we have no idea what we're doing." But fear not, for Zeke has a solution for all your meeting woes.
"The meeting will start at 9, and end at 5. Or 6. Or maybe 7. Who knows, who cares? Just come prepared to be bored, confused, and slightly caffeinated."