Present: Prophets 1-10 (see attached roster for details)
Topic: The Futility of Reorganizing the Temple of the Ancients' Fridge
Notes:
Prophet 3: "I say we just need to reorganize the entire thing from scratch!"
Prophet 2: "But have you seen the manual? It's all in Comic Sans!"
Prophet 9: "I'm telling you, it's a font of knowledge!"
Prophet 1: "Knowledge? Ha! More like a font of confusion!"
Resolution: Table 14, Section 7, Paragraph 3 - "We shall reorganize, but not before coffee break."
Coffee Break: 3 hours 14 minutes (estimated)
Adjournment: 14:03:00 (sharp!)