As we hurtle towards certain doom, the prophets of our company have devised a plan to escape the coming apocalypse. Option 2, codenamed "The Great Escape from Odysseus", involves harnessing the power of our in-house espresso machine to blast a hole in the fabric of reality itself.
In order to achieve this feat, our team of expert baristas will brew an enormous pot of our finest, most caffeinated coffee blend. This will be served to our team of engineers, who will in turn use the caffeine-fuelled energy to power the machine.
Step 2: The Machine Whirring Step 3: The Quantum Leap