Our Technical Prophet Beta's Apocalypse Survival Group

Because you're not prepared, but we're working on it.

• Go back to Alpha for more questionable advice
• See how we're doing worse with Beta
• And then we'll probably mess up even more with Gamma
• Why are we still having meetings, anyway?

We're a group of experts who've realized that the apocalypse is coming, and we're still trying to make sense of it all. Because who needs actual survival skills when you've got PowerPoint?

• We've identified 12 key areas of expertise that we'll need to survive the apocalypse: Bread Baking, Basic First Aid, Extreme Hair Care, and 9 more!
• We're working on a 3-phase plan: Preparation, Panic, and Desperation.