Nuclear Panic Presentation

By Baron Von Doompocket, Nuclear Prophet

Welcome, doomsday enthusiasts! Today, we're here to discuss the impending nuclear apocalypse. Because, let's be real, it's always a good idea to prepare for the end of the world.

Here's our forecast:

Probability of Global Annihilation:

80% (give or take 10%)

Learn more about our proprietary forecasting methods here.

Reasons to Panic:

1. Our team of expert prophets has foreseen the end of the world in 5... 4... 3... 2... (just kidding, it's actually 2.5)
2. The government has been secretly building an enormous, invisible, robotic doomsday device in a bunker beneath the White House.
3. The world's supply of cat food is running low. Very low.

Survival Tips:

1. Build a bunker. Immediately.
2. Store a minimum of 5 years' worth of canned goods.
3. Learn to play the accordion. It's a great way to signal for help.

And, of course, stay tuned for our next meeting on doomsday preparations.

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