Our Secret Sauce
We take the art of predicting the end of the world to a whole new level. Our team of experts use a combination of ancient prophecies, obscure data points, and pure, unadulterated speculation to forecast the apocalypse.
Our methodolgy involves:
- Intensive study of the ancient Mayans, Nostradamus, and other renowned prophets.
- Heavy use of obscure, esoteric data sources, such as ancient texts, forgotten lore, and obscure academic journals.
- Intuitive leaps of faith, based on our extensive experience in reading tea leaves, tarot cards, and other forms of divination.