By the great and powerful Grog, our water shortage prophet foretells the impending doom of our taps. "The rivers of the land are but a distant memory," he says, "for the great and terrible Drought is Coming Our Way."
The people of the land are in a state of denial, but our prophet knows the truth. "The skies will be as dry as the humor of our politicians," he says, "and the only thing that will flow will be the tears of our citizens."
Our Water Shortage is a Pony Tail of Disaster
So, what will you do when the taps run dry? Will you be one of the wise, and prepare for the worst? Or will you be one of the fools, and drink from the toxic puddle in the corner?
Either way, our water shortage prophet has a message for you: "You're welcome."