Our Water Shortage Prophet Forescasted the Drought of the Ages
Meet the one and only Our Water Shortage Prophet, forecaster of the ages, predictor of the inevitable arid future. This prophet has seen it all, from the great drought of 2019 to the apocalypse that never came.
Our Water Shortage Prophet has foreseen the coming drought, and it's going to be a real doozy. Get ready for:
- Increased water rates
- Water rationing
- Desert landscapes in your backyard
- Ancient water wars
Our Water Shortage Prophet has spoken, and we're all doomed. But don't worry, we'll just have to make do with less water. Or will we?