Our Mercurial Prophet Loses His Keys

It's a dark day for the Meeting Prophet, a man of great vision and foresight. His keys, the keys to unlocking the secrets of the universe, have gone missing in action. The Meeting Prophet, known for his impeccable timing and punctuality, has been left standing at the gate of the conference room, fuming and frustrated.

The keys were last seen on the Meeting Prophet's person, attached to his belt, but now they seem to have vanished into thin air. His trusty sidekick, the Secretary, has been called in to help with the search. Together, they scour the premises, questioning the whereabouts of the keys, and the fate of their next meeting.

The Meeting Prophet has issued a stern warning to the absent keys: "You will be found, and you will be held accountable. Your absence will not be tolerated, and your tardiness will not be excused." The fate of the Meetingประก