Our Leader
The Visionary of Void Strategists
The Void Strategist's Manifesto
Our Philosophy
- Meetings should be held in a void where nothing can be achieved.
- The goal of a meeting is to make the void more profound.
- Our motto: "We're here, we're not going anywhere."
The Void Strategist's Toolbox
Our Tools of the Trade
- The Art of Doing Nothing
- The Science of Procrastination
- The Ancient Art of Stalling
Our Methods
How We Operate
- Step 1: Wait for the other guy to make a move.
- Step 2: Pretend to be interested.
- Step 3: Stalling, stalling, stalling!