At Redundant Meetings, our mission is not to actually accomplish anything, but to meet, re-meet, and re-re-meet about meeting.
Our Arch-Nemesis (Who Also Happens to be a Meeting)
Our Meeting Sociopath
This Page (Because We're Not Done with It Yet)
Meeting the Point (But Not Actually Getting Anything Done)
Lost in Transit (Because Who Needs a Destination, Anyway?)
Meeting the Press (But They're Not Actually Pressuring Us for Answers)