Meet the one who has seen it all, printed it all, and lived to tell the tale. Our Prophet has been around since the beginning, guiding us through the infinite printout of existence.
Our Prophet has witnessed the dawn of paper and the rise of ink. They've seen the first printer's wheel spin, and the last of the dot matrix fade to black.
They know the secrets of the font, the mystic ways of the layout, and the ancient rituals of the print queue.
So, come and meet Our Prophet of the Infinite Printout. Listen to their tales of ink and paper and the infinite wonder of the printed word.
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