The Prophet of the Infinite Printout is a mystical figure known for their ability to create meeting agendas that have no end in sight.
| Meeting Item | Duration | Importance Level |
|---|---|---|
| Item 1: Endless Discussion on the Color of the Sky | 1 day 2 hours 3 minutes | High |
| Item 2: Debate on the Best Pizza Topping | 2 days 4 hours 5 minutes | Medium |
| Item 3: Discussion of the Importance of Procrastination | Low |