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THE TREATISE OF THE NEVER-ENDING AGENDA

Welcome to the Prophets of Infinite Meetings

We have a problem here. It appears that the infinite printout of our meeting agendas has reached a critical mass. We can no longer keep track of all the meetings.

Meetings upon meetings, with no end in sight.

Subpages:

Appendix
Committee Reports
Meeting Schedule

And, of course, the meeting we're having RIGHT NOW:

IN MEETING S-001

Agenda Item 1: "Is the coffee machine working?"

Agenda Item 2: "Is the coffee machine not working?"

Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Same agenda items.